webheadd:

meowtardis:

balfies:

awesomephilia:

Australia’s capital is turning 100 this year, and for some reason they made this bizarre fucking turtle balloon with ten nipples for the occassion (via)

♪ our land abounds in nature’s gifts of beauties rich and rare ♪

♪ in history’s turtle, let every turtle advance Australia turtle ♪

its actually ment to be a flying whale and ment to make you think about how if evolution had worked in a different way that kinda thing its weird.

The nipples tho

webheadd:

meowtardis:

balfies:

awesomephilia:

Australia’s capital is turning 100 this year, and for some reason they made this bizarre fucking turtle balloon with ten nipples for the occassion (via)

♪ our land abounds in nature’s gifts of beauties rich and rare 

♪ in history’s turtle, let every turtle advance Australia turtle ♪

its actually ment to be a flying whale and ment to make you think about how if evolution had worked in a different way that kinda thing its weird.

The nipples tho

thirdeyecomics:

WEDNESDAY IS NEW COMIC DAY! DEADPOOL #10 showcases the first ever meeting between the SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN and the INFERIOR DEADPOOL!

thirdeyecomics:

WEDNESDAY IS NEW COMIC DAY! DEADPOOL #10 showcases the first ever meeting between the SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN and the INFERIOR DEADPOOL!

(Source: pusheen, via awesomephilia)

glitterswitch:

filthyqueerdaddy:

Yeah, this is me basically.

UGH teal beards omg

It’s like an Anime character in real life o.O

glitterswitch:

filthyqueerdaddy:

Yeah, this is me basically.

UGH teal beards omg

It’s like an Anime character in real life o.O

(Source: maviarlequin, via dr-robosaur)

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

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01335:

the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

Does anyone even watch TV anymore?

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ranyakumo:

nintendo and sony stock going up because of the xbox conference

image

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foervraengd:

and then people wonder why piracy is still common

I didn’t choose the life of a Pirate.They forced me into this life of Piracy.the ones to blame for the money they lose to my plundering, and the plundering of countless others is themselves, and no one else.
Also this song plays in my head every time I get into Pirate shenanigans

foervraengd:

and then people wonder why piracy is still common

I didn’t choose the life of a Pirate.
They forced me into this life of Piracy.
the ones to blame for the money they lose to my plundering, and the plundering of countless others is themselves, and no one else.

Also this song plays in my head every time I get into Pirate shenanigans

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webheadd:

letloosethekraken:

deusexignis:

shield-agent-merrick:

samhumphries:

bigredrobot:

crapsulecorporation:

crime-slime:

stupifly:

I really hope the new TMNT movie becomes this generation’s Super Mario Brothers movie.

Oh no :(

I hope the VFX dept. goes on strike and we just get this
no turtles just this.

Looks rad.

Holy shit is that a FRACTAL on the jumpsuit??

Antenna?
So I guess they really are aliens….
Fuck you Michael Bay.
Just…Fuck you with a barbed wire dildo.

I had almost convinced myself this wasn’t happening and then this comes along and ruins it.

Teenage Alien Ninja Snails.
But that’s probably just a reference point for their giant turtle alien heads.

I recently saw a video of michael bay confirming that they will NOT be aliens and will follow the original origin

Yeah, after the fans lost their shit he backed down on the aliens thing

webheadd:

letloosethekraken:

deusexignis:

shield-agent-merrick:

samhumphries:

bigredrobot:

crapsulecorporation:

crime-slime:

stupifly:

I really hope the new TMNT movie becomes this generation’s Super Mario Brothers movie.

Oh no :(

I hope the VFX dept. goes on strike and we just get this

no turtles just this.

Looks rad.

Holy shit is that a FRACTAL on the jumpsuit??

Antenna?

So I guess they really are aliens….

Fuck you Michael Bay.


Just…Fuck you with a barbed wire dildo.

I had almost convinced myself this wasn’t happening and then this comes along and ruins it.

Teenage Alien Ninja Snails.

But that’s probably just a reference point for their giant turtle alien heads.

I recently saw a video of michael bay confirming that they will NOT be aliens and will follow the original origin

Yeah, after the fans lost their shit he backed down on the aliens thing

consolers:

They watched the conference just so they could make fun of him later

(they got their wish)

Y’know, call me an old man, but… Videogame consoles have too many bells and whistles on them these days! What the hell ever happened to a system that plays video games?
It’s like they’ve gone the way of the cell phone!

look at your cell phone… Do you even use it as a phone?
Texting isn’t phoning someone. that’s why it’s called texting and not Phoning.
they don’t even advertise them as cell phones anymore. they advertise them as “Devices” now.

in the case of the cell phone, it’s all good. they’ve evolved into little mini personal computers that happen to have “Communication device” as a secondary function… but video game systems?

do we really need to be able to brows the internet on our TV? do we REALLY need something that does all that crap?

If I want to brows the internet, I’ll use my computer or my Android. 
A video game console should be used for one thing and one thing only. VIDEO GAMES.

As for being able to switch back and forth between TV and games?

uh… do people not know how to use the “Input 1/Input 2” buttons on their remotes (or video 1/video 2 depending on your TV I guess)
Are people really so fucking lazy that it’s become a hassle for them to put down the Xbox controller and PICK UP A FUCKING REMOTE CONTROL TO PUSH A BUTTON?!

I really have absolutely no interest in the Xbox 1. My brother is buying one, so when it comes to it, I’ll just play Halo 5 on his Xbox 1. Halo has always been my only reason for buying an Xbox console anyway.


 

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