THE ONLY GEEK IN THE VILLAGE

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

lastoneout:

annabethchasy:

roryamy:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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FUN FACT real download links won’t move if you drag them along with your mouse so if it does drag it’s an ad!!

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Feminist friendly alternative to Zero Suit Samus’ heels

tenaflyviper:

justiceleagueforjustice:

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Question:

If they’re seriously whining about Samus’ suit having high heels, aren’t they then trying to distance being tough and capable from being feminine?  Doesn’t that go against the very heart of their ideals to suggest that someone can’t be a competent fighter, yet still maintain their femininity?

Also, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t matter what Samus wears.  She’ll still kick ass in it.

She’s SAMUS.

From what I can tell, the big issue is practicality - because Smash Bros is a series that prides itself on putting characters in outfits that are practical to fight in. Really, though, this is a game where heavily armed bounty hunters, skilled swordsmen and motherfucking Solid Snake himself all regularly lose fights to a fat Italian-American plumber.
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gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

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the-ordinary-nerd:

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squad16:

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What if it bites me and it dies?


















that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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gryffinpoor:

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gryffinpoor:

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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Stephen King being Stephen King

If You Are White

lowwbloods:

ihatewhitecishetmales:

1. You’re priveleged
2. Your opinion doesn’t matter
3. You are WRONG for your race
4. You ARE NOT allowed to wear religious items
5. This includes jewelery, clothing, and tatoos
6. Your religion is wrong
7. If you commit suicide, no one will feel sad
8. Your favorite actors, musicians, and directors are racist, homophobic, and cis
9. Hopefully you will be dead soon
10. Your political views are wrong
11. Your gender is wrong
12. You dont deserve oxygen
13. Your skin is pasty af
14. Your sexual preferences are wrong
15. You cannot participate in Muslim culture
16. Go to hell
17. Reverse Racism doesnt exist

ive found it

the shittiest post on this website

let us rise, brothers and sisters

Wow. Everything wrong with tumblr in one post.

Don’t look directly at it, people! Stupidity concentrated to this degree can be blinding

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Look at this lanky little fuck!

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Look at this lanky little fuck!

FINALLY!
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